Ludivine Sagna Bikini Boobtastic Weighs Heavily On My Naughty Mind

I'm not sure what materials and construct are used by the bikini makers for soccer WAG Ludivine Sagna, but they have to be using some space age polymers (whatever that means) to bear the tensile strength of those oustanding mammma jammas. I'm not into the science of wardrobing so much as I am into the science of the sextastic, and Ludivine continues her busty brunette bikini show of shows in Miami this week with her dumb soccer husband somewhere we could care less about.

Every time Ludivine exits the water, the ocean cries another salty tear. As would I. Were I Neptune, I'd generate a tide that kept her in my clutches, and then I'd do some things with my firm, but gentle trident I can't talk about on here because this is a family friendly site. Suffice it to say, there would be froth. Enjoy.

Thank God It’s Funbags! Sophie Reade Topless Ta-Ta’s Robust and Ready for Reveal

 

Sophie Reade certainly seems like a fun girl. I can't claim to know her as well as some of her peers, but she and her bodacious racktastic certainly strike me as somebody who'd make my top ten list of ladies I'd love to have in my hot tub. If I had a hot tub. Or ladies.

Featured in Zoo magazine, Sophie shows why she's perfectly suited to the simple sextastic photoshoots owned by girls with winning smiles and even more winning bodies. On Fridays, we like to round out our week of fine female forms, with the memorable curves of some of the finest, funnest, and most raptastic ladies on the planet. If you're not dreaming of Sophie Reade tonight, you're not dreaming properly. Thank God It's Funbags!

Taylor Swift Is Having a Lust Affair With New York in the Summer

I can't remember a time an A-list celebrity so dominated the New York summer paparazzi scene like Taylor Swift and her leggy, tummy baring outfits seemingly daily strutting around Manhattan. Word is that Taylor has been doing every day grinding core workouts with model Karlie Kloss and toning up her all overs, especially her midsection. It all seems to be working quite well. For Taylor, and for us.

I don't care what people say about Taylor Swift the person, the girlfriend, even the singer. I just want that tall blonde diva in my living room putting on a private dancing show while I applaud like a seal and hope nobody pinches me because I'm obviously dreaming. Keep up the good work, Taylor. Enjoy.

Cosplay Girls of Comic-Con Day Uno

It didn't take long into the long weekend at Comic-Con for the cosplay girls in barely there costumes to try to self-promote as much as possible, before eventually being encircled by fan boy armies of horny nerds who consumed them in whole. It's a brief, but bright existence. Better to burn out than fade away and all that nonsense.

With 50,000 screaming geek boys with lotion dispensers attached to their fanny packs, it doesn't take much to get them amped up. Lots of skin in rayon wardrobe often does the trick. Or just deep cleavage and pubic exhibition. This is what Comic-Con is truly about. Check out some of the girls spotted around the convention on Opening Day.

Toni Garrn Bikini Hot Sun and Yacht Playtime in St. Tropez

When you're Leonardo Dicaprio's current model girlfriend, you get a few perks. Like a yacht to soak up the sun and show off your bikini body hotness in St. Tropez. Not that most international young sextastic models have trouble finding slots on a sloop, but when you're Leo's girl in St. Tropez, you get the bigger boat.

Toni Garrn and her modeling profile hasn't been hurt by her Leo association. Nor by her actual stunning bikini profile. I'm figuring it's the yacht that gets you the hot Euro model in a bikini, but it may also have to do with being a movie star. I'll need to work on both before I head to Europe for my Match.com dating tour of the supermodel scene. Enjoy.

Cameron Diaz Booty and Jessica Brown Findlay Bare Boobtastic Highlight the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 

I don't know about where you live, but where I park my car slash mobile bungalow, it's damn hot this week. Sweltering hot. When it's time for air conditioned relief, my mind always turns to house siting for one of my friends with a big screen TV to catch up on movie recommendations from the good and horny folks at Mr. Skin. They know what's nekkid onscreen and they're not afraid to tell you.

This week's Mr. Skin Minute includes Cameron Diaz nipple slips in Gangs of New York and Vanilla Sky, as well as her panties-clad booty shots in Sex Tape, Olivia Williams flashing right boob in Sabotage now on Blu-Ray, and Jessica Brown Findlay of Downton Abbey fame flashing her perfectly ripe udders in the mini-series Labyrinth currently out on Blue-Ray.

Absolutely positively certainly do not neglect yourself, get a Mr. Skin membership discounted for EgoReaders. The Mr. Skin service is pure joy packed into digital format.

Kendall Jenner Topless Arm-Bra’d in Love Magazine

We are certainly getting closer and closer. Now eighteen year old Kendall Jenner, the most model body talented of the Kardashian clan, is nearly topless in a major style magazine. This is obviously a big moment in any Kardashian growing up process.

Our friends at WWTDD have the full-size image and a few others of Kendall Jenner steamy hot in Love Magazine where she earned herself the cover spot. Enjoy.