Jaime Pressly Bikini Booty Vacation Visuals South of the Border

You know if you're going down Mexico way and donning your little bikini, we are going to find you. It's just part of our prime directive. Must show celebrity sextastic in all its preferably candid glory. Candidly hot such as Jaime Pressly parading around the pool and beach in a couple different bikinis, both showing off her wonderful body and that tightly toned thumper of hers.

It's hard not to have a crush on Jaime from head to toe. I can imagine a bikini beach vacation being rather run with her around. A couple rum punches, some light shopping, followed by me begging for sex for the next six hours. Persistence is my primary move. Jaime, that booty of yours is simply dream inspiring. Left cheek, right cheek, oh, where to begin my journey into Candyland. Enjoy.

Emily Shaw Changed Her Name to Emily Agnes And Now She’s Playmate of the Month!

 

When suddenly my boobtastic object d'lust Emily Shaw disappeared from our sextastic radar, boy, did I get nervous. I thought she had taken her amazing funbags and gone home for good. But, nay, Emily was plotting a much bigger play for her much bigger than average ridiculously hot racktastic. She's now Emily Agnes and representing England super fine as the July 2014 Playmate of the Month. And, man, in those glasses, that body, the whole naughty secretary thing, wow.

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Shakespeare wrote 'what's in a name?' or something like that. I didn't pay a heck of a lot of attention to high school. But he's got a point. Emily Shaw, Emily Agnes, or Lady Boom Boom, it doesn't matter. I know that ridiculously lust inducing body anywhere. It's simply mind blowing. Enjoy.

Cara Santana Sports Bra and Tight Shorts Are My Kind of Workout

If you happen to like hot bodied thespianics in sports bras and equally tight and short shorts heading to the gym, then you'll lust these shots of Cara Santana showing no noticeable body fat strutting down the street in Studio City. Of all the crazy things, Cara is actually smiling for the cameras as opposed to covering her face with her handbag. This might have something to do with just how amazing she knows she looks. It also reminds me I need to get a handbag for walking to the gym.

I know many people feel a need to rail against the way girls dress these days in public. I don't know these people or call them my friends and ask that they politely keep their opinions to themselves. We have never lived in better times as it related to the display of hot skin. Let's not ruin such a wonderful thing as Cara Santana barely dressed and looking ever so confident. Enjoy.

Happy Birthday, Rosie Jones! (Our Annual Tribute to the Epic Sextastic That Is Rosie Jones)

 

You know my all-time favorite hotties list runs about 47 single-spaced pages deep. I don't play favorites, I would gladly drown in the sextastic bodies of any one of them. But I have made it a point to specifically remember Rosie Jones each July 19th (okay, we're a day early) and her bountiful gifts she presents each year to millions of passion-filled men and Sapphic leaning women.

It's hard to believe Rosie is only turning 24. This makes it six full years since we've seen her flashing her epic udders for our viewing pleasure. She literally started the day she turned 18, at least officially. For all you do for all of us, all those happy all over tingles, Rosie, happy birthday to you, darling. Enjoy.

Charli XCX Flashes Pink Panties for Memorable Concert Performance

I'm still not down with this whole naming convention for the pop kids these days, but who am I to argue over British singer Charli XCX so long as she's wearing high hemlines on raised stages in concert and flashing her panties beneath. I'm quite certain she's not a particular shy girl, so I doubt she's blushing at the exhibition of her knickers. Still, it's a nice visual addition for those of us who may not be super into the Charli XCX sound.

I'd hope in this post-Miley era all pop divas understand that screaming into the auto-tune isn't going to get you onto the charts. You need a solid bit of show. So girls want to be you and guys want to be with you. And so gentleman oglers don't have to get out of their beach chairs. That is always a pain. Enjoy.

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Candice Swanepoel topless and bringing sexy back (Popoholic)

Jessica Simpson swimsuit pictures solidify her MILF status (FOX)

Kim Kardashian in a thong is a sight to behold (HuffPo)

Halle Berry slips a nip (TMZ)

One does not simply ignore bikini bodies during summer (The Chive)

Lady Gaga suffers boobtastic wardrobe malfunction (Gossip Cop)

Britney Spears' nipples are out of control (The Superficial)

Jennifer Nicole Lee Denim Mini Skirt for Mall Shopping

While we're used to leering at the wardrobe malfunctioning BBW turned MILFtastic fitness guru Jennifer Nicole Lee around the pool, let us not forgot how showy the hot-bodied mom dresses for her shopping trips and running errands about Miami. It's usually not much.

For today's expedition, Jennifer chose a showy top and a super tight, super short denim skirt. The kind you see on... well, the kind you typically don't see on innocent mommies. Which makes them all the hotter barely covering up her toned, muscular legs. She really is a community treat. Naughty dressed moms make the mall what it is for me -- barely tolerable. Bless you JNL. Enjoy.